Wednesday, May 1, 2013

When There Is Little Time Left


When there is little time left

To leave your mark in the world

You can’t help but

Recall every missed opportunity

And failure to prove hate demurred.

I’ve no concern with fame

Nor the acknowledgement of a good deed

Rather, showing love to every

Single person, of every single creed.

The world is a place

Filled with people that lie

Cruel kindness surrounds them

Like the mal intent of a fire.

As time runs away

It feels like I’ve lost a battle

Because to those missed opportunities

Was I a benevolent example? 

In the Book, above all else

It says love your neighbor as yourself

When there is little time left

Did you leave pride on the shelf?

 

Anaphora: lines 9-10 Repetition of “every single” at the beginning of successive clauses. The effect is to stress that no one will be excluded

Oxymoron: line 12 “Cruel kindness” is a contradiction, describing the way some people disguise their viciousness with nice appearances or kind words.

Simile: lines 12-13 Comparison of cruel kindness of a person and the way fire surrounds something.

Personification: line 14 Giving “time” the human characteristic of running, implying that it is something that goes fast.

Allusion: lines 18-19 “The Book” is an allusion to the Bible and a reference to Mark 12:31

Diction: Line 17 The word benevolent is a much stronger word than “nice” or “kind”

Symbolism: line 21 Leaving pride on a shelf is just a symbol, not actually leaving something on a shelf, but the idea that you can leave pride behind and do what’s right.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Venice Itinerary

Our first stop in Italy is the beautiful city of Venice.

Piazza San Marco
Basilica di San Marco
Campanile di San Marco
Grand Canal
Palazzo Ducale
Interpreti Veneziani
Musica A Palazzo
St. Mary of the Friars
Scuola Grande di San Rocco
San Rocco (Scuola of St. Rocco)
Santa Maria dei Miracoli
Cannaregio
Santa Maria della Salute
Ca' Rezzonico
Dorsoduro
Ponte di Rialto

I'd also like to take a boat ride on a gondola, and have an Italian boy call me "bella"

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g187870-Activities-Venice_Veneto.html 


Thursday, April 11, 2013

Paris Itinerary

Our next stop is Paris, France. The first country on our route that we don't speak the same language, wish us luck!

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g187147-Activities-Paris_Ile_de_France.html
Arc de Triomphe
Le Fumoir
Musée de l'Orangerie
Shakespeare and Company Bookshop
Institut du Monde Arabe
Centre Pompidou
Montmartre Walk
Shopping in the Marais
Musee d'Orsay
Musee du Louvre
Palais Garnier - Opera National de Paris
Musee Nissim de Camondo
Sainte-Chapelle
Le Marais
Eiffel Tower
Musee Rodin
Ile de la Cite
Musee Jacquemart-Andre
Towers of Notre-Dame Cathedral
Place des Vosges
Musee Carnavalet

http://www.ricksteves.com/plan/destinations/france/parisitin.htm

Thursday, April 4, 2013

London Itinerary

This summer, my best friend Riley and I are going backpacking across three countries in Europe. After a month of adventure, I hope that we'll be returning home as cultured, travel savvy women that had the time of their lives.

Our first stop is London, the following are places and events that I hope to go to during our week stay.

http://www.visitlondon.com/things-to-do

Lion King at the Lyceum Theatre
Phantom of the Opera at Her Majesty's Theatre
Camden Lock Market
London Eye
Covent Garden
Piccadilly Circus
St. Paul's Cathedral
Westminster Abbey
Parliament
Big Ben
Changing of the guards Buckingham Palace
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Saturday, March 30, 2013

The Flawed American High School


“The rules of high school turn out not to be the rules of life,” Stated Leon Botstein, in his writing titled “Let Teenagers try Adulthood.”  Simply based off of this statement, I already agreed with his critique of the American high school.

High school is not an accurate representation of the real world. The success you have socially doesn’t imply that you will have actual success later in life. Plenty of students placed into the stereotype of “nerd,” will one day be the boss of the oh-so-popular “jock.”

Botstein goes on to point out how “individuality and dissent are discouraged,” meaning that while they are in high school, students are not accepted if they have character traits that make them stand out in ways that are not “cool” or socially admirable. They are encouraged to fit inside little boxes that crush their uniqueness.

Which brings me to another of Botstein’s points, no other institution categorizes people by age. Sure, once humans reach a certain old age they could be put into a care center, but it’s not as if they turn people away if they aren’t old enough yet. In the real world, age-segregated environments do not exist. “In no work place, not even colleges or universities, is there such a narrow segmentation by chronology.”

“By the time those who graduate from high school go on to college and realize what really is at stake in becoming an adult, too many opportunities have been lost and too much time has been wasted.”

Botstein’s solution to this problem is to allow students to graduate two years earlier, at the age of 16, should they feel ready for the task of beginning life in the “real world.” This could be by going on to college early, entering a trade school, or directly entering the work force. The point is that it’s up for the student to decide. At this age, most students know their own strengths and weaknesses, and have a grasp of where they’d like the general direction of their life to be headed.  

I agree with this ideal completely. By my sixteenth birthday I knew that I didn’t want to be in a job that required mathematics, yet I’m still in a math class my senior year. I believe that if we give students the opportunity to make their own decisions regarding their future, we would find that many teenagers actually have the capacity to be intelligent thinkers and creators. I believe that the shallowness of high school will diminish. If everyone is focused on bettering themselves so that they are prepared for the near future, it won’t matter if you were the captain of the football team, or if you never got a date in high school. It would matter that you prepared yourself for success later in life.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Our Queen Is Irreplaceable


If I were queen of my school, I would strive to be as good of a leader as my current Principal, Dr. Mary Wilcynski.

This woman memorizes 1,800 names, first and last, every single year. She makes a point to have conversations with the students, and even get to know them.  

She holds a meeting once every month or so, called Cougar Advisory Council, where she sits and listens to complaints and concerns by students about our school. She actually takes these points and applies them to make things better for everyone. She compromises and finds a place where everyone can be happy.

Once, last term, she approached me and asked me how my classes were going, and expressed her concern for my final grade in my math course. She wanted to see me succeed, and knew my capacity for learning was above where I was performing. In a school of 1,800, she took the time to know I wasn’t doing well in Pre-calculus.

From how my teachers talk about her, they also appreciate her establishment of relationships in our school. My philosophy teacher, Coach White, even mentioned that he’s never met a more decent person in his entire life. When his son was having health problems a few years back, she didn’t bat an eye when he needed time off, she instructed him to be with his family. She not only cares about her students, but she treats her faculty as prized possessions.

I once traveled to Marshalltown to watch one of my best friends compete in women’s state swimming, and I wasn’t even shocked to find Dr. W in the crowd. She makes an effort to attend as many events, sports or otherwise, as she possibly can. I’m talking weekends, tournaments, multiple games or even multiple events per night.

And don’t even get me started on graduation parties. Kennedy High School has a typical class size of about 400 students. That’s 400 parties, 400 locations, 400 “congratulations” cards. This spring, Dr. W will attempt to attend each and every one of these parties. This absolutely blows my mind.

Though it’s become a running joke that she shoves AP classes down our throats, the concept has been a little dramatized. She may stress the importance of challenging ourselves, but she only wants the best for each of us. And she most likely knows what’s better for us than we do.

If I were to apply only one concept that Dr. W has taught me, it would be that you have to be your best, to expect people to be their best. How could Kennedy not have an outstanding academic record when we have a woman behind us that is working her absolute hardest so that we succeed? She drives people to do better, because SHE is better.

So I guess I didn’t really take the question of “What would you change if you were queen of the school?” to heart, because I believe that the Queen is already in her rightful place.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Why you should travel young (Final pt2)


So while there are plenty of reasons not to travel, more of them exist as we age. As students entering college next fall, we hold the least amount of responsibility and the most amount of potential and drive. There are numerous reasons to travel other than the obvious intrinsic value. Think about it, by traveling young, you are creating a picture-perfect resume. Employers look for well-rounded employees; you will most likely have foreign language experience, you’ve been proven to show initiative, and probably have a knack for problem solving. You will have experience with managing money and budgeting.  You will have become more independent, and fought your way through many difficult, out-of-your-element situations. You will be an employer’s dream come true.
 Another reason to travel young is the availability of student discounts when booking hostels or on-site activities. Many business owners realize that it is harder for students to afford as much as the typical traveler, and they can usually cut you some slack. By booking as a “student” you are more likely to get some sort of discount, or even get something for free. And we all know free is best.

But aside from the opportunity to save some money and beef up your resume, traveling in general holds such a tremendous value. It, in fact, ups your potential of compassion tenfold. Don’t believe me? Try not to shed a tear at seeing children run barefoot in the streets of a third world country, smiling even with their tattered clothes and desolate futures. Try not to get a twist in your stomach after seeing the wall of skulls from the Cambodian genocide. Or try not to get frustrated while attempting to comprehend why these things are still happening. Not feeling compassion is absolutely not an option while traveling. Even if you are intending to stay in posh hotels or resorts, there is still poverty to be found. Traveling will most definitely show you the need for compassion in the world.

One of my favorite T.V. shows, MTV’s “The Buried Life,” is a documentary series about four young men who were unsatisfied with the direction their lives were headed. They made the bold choice to set out into the world with one mission, to complete their list of life goals, and help others accomplish their own along the way. While their T.V. show ended, these guys still continue to travel, chasing their dreams and helping countless people. Their story is the perfect example of why you need to just go with it sometimes, even if it is not what you had planned. The Buried Life is proof of the success and benefit of following your gut, and seeing the world.

Traveling young will raise eyebrows, it will provoke haters. It will cause concern and give doubt. But the reward far outweighs the cost. There are so many adventures to be had, masterpieces to be seen, and people to help. If travel is something that you wish to do in your future, my question is, what are you waiting for? 

Why you should travel young (Final pt1)


"We are what we repeatedly do," said the great philosopher, Aristotle, who is presumably a reliable source when it comes to evaluating one’s life decisions. So why is it that so many of us choose to ignore the value of the statement? We continue to sit at home and think, “Well, that’s nice. But I could never do that.” We focus on all of the reasons why we shouldn’t venture out. If we are what we repeatedly do, shouldn’t we enjoy what we’re doing right now?

I wonder what my life would be like if I never left my hometown. To stay in my own bleak little bubble of Cedar Rapids, Iowa. If I were only to see the same people every day, take the same roads to and from the same places, never experiencing anything different than the norm, I think I would have lost it by now. While I don’t take for granted the comfort of having a stable home and community to live in, I have tasted just enough culture to know that there is so much more to be feasted on.  

“While you’re still young, get cultured. Get to know the world and the magnificent people that fill it. The world is a stunning place, full of outstanding works of art. See it,” remarked Jeff Goins, in an article he wrote about his passion for traveling.  
Goins is a noted blogger, speaker, author, and the Communications Director of Adventures in Missions, (an international nonprofit organization.) Over the years, he has continued to write about his adventures, and eventually wrote an article on how traveling at a young age changed his life for the better.

If we are what we repeatedly do, I should hope that we all aspire to constantly be repeating actions that make us happy. People my age tend to have a stronger urge to hit the ground running, to explore, and leave responsibility behind us. But it’s what makes us happy. I hear many older individuals complain about how they never got around to traveling. My question is why? Why didn’t they see the world, if that’s what they truly wanted? If there was no opportunity in sight, why did they not simply make their own?

The truth is, traveling while you’re young is one of the best decisions you’ll ever make. Sure, there are excuses not to go, there always will be. But then think of how many more there will be once you age another fifteen years or so. Teenagers become adults, students become full time employees, singles are married, and couples become parents. Travel? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Explore. Dream. Discover.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

Mark Twain

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Verses for today and everyday


"Stop trusting in man, who has but a breath in his nostrils. Of what account is he?"  
Isaiah 2:22

"Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever."
Hebrews 13:8

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make straight your paths.”
Proverbs 3:5-6
 

 

Reviving Ophelia


               Reading non-fiction books is something that I occasionally enjoy doing while in class, but rarely attempt to do for a free reading endeavor.  If the content fascinates me, I can sit down and read a good textbook, autobiography, or a recounting of a famous event, for a little while at least. However, when I started reading Reviving Ophelia: Saving the Selves of Adolescent Girls, I was immediately hooked. The author, Mary Pipher Ph.D., narrates the many stories of troubled youth quite beautifully. She also provides many sources and uses concrete facts, found through experimentation by her colleagues, and herself.

                She starts by outlining her thesis of why she believes that at a certain point in a young girl’s life, she loses her sense of self and conforms to what society wants her to be. She proves her theory correct by telling the stories of her own patients, as she is a trained psychiatrist for adolescents. Alongside that are endless quotes and data from other sources. By the end of the book she has made her findings very clear.

                The chapters are broken down into topics, such as conforming, sex and violence, development and so on. With sub-chapters including the names of girls that were evaluated that confirm what is trying to be conveyed in each chapter. For example the story of Charlotte portrays the young females’ dependency on a male role model.  This structure for a novel was a good move, it is easy to follow and gives a lot of well-earned text breaks. 

                The only criticism I would give was that some of the information seemed repetitive, and at times, boring. Once the point was made, it seemed to drag on until the next topic was reached. I would have liked to have seen a more condensed final product. 

                This book was somewhat a challenge to read, with a lot of learned psychology terms and medical jargon, but not overwhelmingly so. I was pleased with my reading experience and I would highly recommend the book.

Welcome

"Welcome to today.
Another day.
Another chance.
Feel free to change."
-Anonymous

Sunday, January 27, 2013

The direction


"The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Goodness


"Goodness consists not in the outward things we do, but in the inward thing we are."
-Edwin Hubbell Chapin

Be not afraid


"Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact."
- William James

Monday, January 14, 2013

"Freak Magnet" review



“Freak Magnet”, by Andrew Auseon, is a he-said she-said love story that begins in present day Washington D.C. at a lonely coffee shop. Charlie Wyatt is enjoying lunch with his paraplegic best friend, Edison, while Gloria Aboud is progressing through her day like she normally does, alone. When he sees her for the first time they have a very non-traditional first encounter. Chasing her down, Charlie exclaims to her that she’s the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. But, as a self-proclaimed “freak magnet”, this isn’t Gloria’s first time around the block. She icily shuts him down and proceeds to record her experience in her “freak folio,” a journal with poetry written about her day-to-day life. But even Gloria has to admit to herself that Charlie seemed different, more sincere, than the others.

The story then proceeds with explaining the lives of the two main characters. Charlie is described as an eccentric genius, with a scholarship to an astrology institution in Chile where he plans on going within the month. But as the plot rolls along we find out that he has his own limitations, his mom is dying of Huntington’s disease, and though he doesn’t come outright and say it, I believe that Charlie has some sort of social disorder. Whenever he tries to hold a conversation with anyone, he ends up making it completely awkward, to a point where he’s even accidentally offensive. Gloria is a cold, attractive girl with a home life that appears perfect on the outside, but is virtually unbearable. Her older brother died while serving in Afghanistan, leaving her with a well-meaning scatterbrained sister, and out of touch mom who is more concerned with her next client than helping her daughter grieve. Both of the main character’s situations constructs a perfect layout for a chance to grow by seeking refuge in each other.  

I had assumed that “Freak Magnet” would have been a typical teen quick read, it has a quick, intriguing title and a decent, attention-grabbing summary on the back cover. What I didn’t expect was how much I would fall in love with the generally non-relatable characters. I’ve never had a brother die or had a parent with an incurable disease, yet I continued flipping the pages to try to understand what Gloria and Charlie were going through. I expected minimal description of the most depressing parts of the book, but the author didn’t skip anything. When things went wrong for Charlie I felt like cringing, when Gloria missed her brother, so did I. It’s rare when you’re reading a fiction book and have to remind yourself that you didn’t grab it out of the autobiography section, it shows that the author has established a relationship with you and his characters.

Charlie, in my opinion, is the more likable of the two main characters. He’s smart, quirky and always seems to see the good in people. But, one of the major downfalls to his relatable factor is that he has an obsession with Superman. Yes, the comic book character. Every once and a while there will be a reference to a certain movie or comic book that can be compared to whatever is happening at the time. I’m not sure if it’s because I’ve never seen any T.V. show, read any comic, or seen any Superman movie, that this entire part of the book is right over my head, but I could have done without it. Charlie even wears a full-blown Superman costume under all of his clothes, cape and all. I get that he’s going through a hard time, and sometimes it’s necessary to have someone to look up to, or personify when you don’t feel strong. But in my opinion, Charlie should have found a different way to feel like a hero.

I felt like the part of the book that provided the light-hearted and happy aspect was Charlie and Gloria’s weird but perfect relationship. When it seemed like things were getting a little monotone and bleak with one of the characters, they would bump into each other again. The undeniable chemistry between the two was sometimes awkward to read about, in Charlie’s case, he appears more obsessive, but Gloria turns out to be just as crazy about him as he is about her. The only predictable part of the book was that in the end, they do end up together. But it isn’t a cookie-cutter happy ending, they both still realize they have their demons, they’re just better off facing them together than apart.

After reading “Freak Magnet” by Andrew Auseon, I was definitely satisfied. For a random book I found at the library, it had incredible substance. The narration was refreshing, switching from Gloria to Charlie’s point of view. I read a book that was funny, deep, and surprisingly relatable. I would recommend this book mainly to young adults, and to either gender, mainly because that’s what the author was directing his audience towards. However, I wouldn’t stop anyone from reading it, of any age, a love story is good no matter how old you are.

Why you should travel young (part one)


"We are what we repeatedly do." Said the great philosopher, Aristotle. Who is presumably a reliable source when it comes to evaluating one’s life decisions.  So why is it that so many of us choose to ignore the value of the statement? We continue to sit at home and think, “Well, that’s nice. But I could never do that.” We focus on all of the reasons why we shouldn’t venture out. If we are what we repeatedly do, shouldn’t we enjoy what we’re doing right now? 

I wonder what my life would be like if I never left my hometown. To stay in my own bleak little bubble of Cedar Rapids Iowa. If I were to only see the same people every day, take the same roads to and from all of the same places, never experiencing anything different than the norm, I think I would have lost it by now. While I don’t take for granted the comfort of having a stable home and community to live in, I have tasted just enough culture to know that there is so much more out there to be experienced. 

“While you’re still young, get cultured. Get to know the world and the magnificent people that fill it. The world is a stunning place, full of outstanding works of art. See it.”
-Jeff Goins

If we are what we repeatedly do, I should hope that we all aspire to currently be repeating actions that make us happy. People my age tend to have a stronger drive to hit the ground running, to explore, and leave responsibility behind us. But it’s what makes us happy. Yet, I hear many older individuals complain about how they never got around to traveling. My question is why? Why didn’t they see the world, if that’s what they truly wanted? If there was no opportunity in sight, why did they not simply make their own?

The truth is, traveling while you’re young is one of the best decisions you’ll ever make. Sure, there are excuses not to go. There always will be. But then think of how many more there will be once you age another fifteen years or so. Teenagers become adults, students become full time employees, singles are married, and couples become parents. Travel? Aint nobody got time for that.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Revival

Does anyone else find it astounding how God's love can reach so many people, yet every person's testimony is starkly different? Not one person's path to finding salvation is exactly like another. This concept is absolutely beautiful to me.
We are each allowed to have a unique and personal relationship with God. Whether we choose to accept it and live our lives accordingly is 100% on us. He wants our whole hearts, but sometimes we don't realize He'll accept them in whatever condition they're in.

"Oh, praise the one who paid my debt
And raised this life up from the dead."

When I first heard these lyrics in the song "Jesus Paid it All," something struck a chord in me. It was telling me that God will revive me from whatever low place I've been, or ever will be. And that Jesus already paid for my sins and deserves all of the glory I can give Him. I knew that I never wanted to return back to the point in my life where I didn't accept that as the truth. God is by my side, and will continue lift me up whenever I reach out.

"Sin had left a crimson stain
He washed it white as snow."

Psalm 80:18
Then we will not turn away from you; revive us, and we will call on your name.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Summer Freedom

Freedom

Comes from summer wind

When the ordinary is revived.

Blown in

Along side the warmth

When routines are broken.

Freedom

Sweeps responsibility and cares

Behind the blue sky

Among fresh cut grass.

Summer freedom

With intoxicating heat,

Has me waiting

To catch myself smiling.

The Things They Carried


In the novel “The Things They Carried,” the idea of weight is used and developed by first explaining the physical and literal burden that the soldiers carry, followed by insinuating the mental and emotional weight that is ever-present. On page 2 it says, “The things they carried were largely determined by necessity.” The author then proceeds to list off an array of items and their weight in pounds. Some of the items include pocket knives, rations, photographs, and bug repellent. Some items were required to be carried, while others were brought along because of a soldier’s specific wants or needs. The effect of carrying these things as a soldier is obvious; it would be harsh and tiring, but it’s also just a fact of life when in war. Everyone else has things to carry too, so you suck it up and keep walking.  The effect of the weight carried from a reader’s standpoint is mentally exhausting. As more items are listed, though you cannot feel them, it’s easy to understand the pressure of every extra pound. 

On page 7 it says, “…they carried whatever presented itself, or whatever seemed appropriate as a means of killing or staying alive.” The soldiers carried weapons such as M-16s, AK-47s, RPGs and Uzis. Kiowa is easily remembered for carrying a hatchet, and Mitchell Sanders for brass knuckles. They carried these things to protect themselves and their comrades. When faced with the enemy, they wanted to be able to be able to kill, so that they would survive. But with carrying deadly weapons comes with the acceptance that you may be a killer, that you might end someone else’s life. Because of that acceptance the soldiers carry the burden of sin of killing others, grief of fallen friends, and terror at the loss of their own lives. On page 21 it says “They carried all the emotional baggage of men who might die.” As a reader we can’t understand what it’s like to be faced with the mortality of war. Describing the weight of deadly weapons is supposed to allow you to think of the reasons why they needed to be carried.

The last idea of weight has no way to be measured. You can’t put it on a scale and state how many pounds it is. You can’t complain about its physical burden. On page 22 it says, “By and large they carried these things inside, maintaining the masks of composure.” The men could rarely describe how much the war affected them, how terrified they really were or how much they wanted to go home. The coping mechanism used was to act tough and do your job until it was over. Those who were weak weren’t liked, they didn’t get medals, and they weren’t heroes. On page 22 is says, “Rather, they were too frightened to be cowards.” As a reader, this last idea of weight allows us to understand that the soldiers’ toils in war weren’t solely based on physical dilemmas. The emotional burdens could be equally if not more heavy on them.   

Sunday, January 6, 2013

A Venus flytrap can eat a whole cheeseburger

Snapple caps. Fact, or fiction?

I've done a little research on the self proclaimed "best stuff on earth's" well known gimmick. Unfortunately, I'm at a loss for what I should believe.


 On the infamous "Real Fact" #0, Snapple threw us all for a loop with this aggravating statement:
"Half of all Snapple "Real Facts" are actually fake."

As an avid collector of these caps, and a fond drinker of their sweet tea, I believe I have the right to be upset with Snapple Inc.

How are we to distinguish which facts are real and which are fake? I've been quoting these facts for over three years. I hope that I'm not alone in saying that I've treated these caps as reliable sources of information. But before I swear off Snapple facts for good, I've taken a closer look at the caps' credibility. 

What I found is a list of Snapple facts that have been proven false, or outdated. See link below:
http://anthonyflo.tumblr.com/post/342881451/list-of-false-snapple-real-facts

Some examples include the misconceived notion that people, on average, consume 8 spiders per night. "This statistic was made up in 1993 as an example of the absurd things people will believe simply because they come across them on the internet."
Another would be that no piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. This was also proven untrue, by those sneaky MythBusters with their clever science. 

While this list IS lengthy, it isn't half of the currently estimated 928 Snapple facts in circulation. Therefore disproving fact #0.

Can this get any more confusing? To believe or not to believe?

What I know to be true is that Snapple tea tastes frickin amazing, and that collecting the caps has brought me joy. My friends, and sometimes even little-known acquaintances, will drink a Snapple and save the cap, knowing that I will most likely want it.

A group of cats is called a 'clowder'.
Did you know that? Well now you do.

Another proven fact is that Snapple makes you smarter. How could it not? You crack open some raspberry tea and you find out what a clowder is. Fancy that.

My point is, just because Snapple let me down, I'm not going to stop drinking its sweet deliciousness. Everybody makes mistakes. (everybody has those days, Hannah Montana shout out anybody?) I definitely will still quote their facts like they were written by highly regarded scientists. And a twit is the technical term for a pregnant goldfish.

Adieu